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Seriously good looking, Danny’s animal magnetism draws the crowds from far and wide. Not bad for an old man. Known in fromage circles as the Big Cheese, we believe that he has underworld connections, or is it underwear? Do not mess with this man.
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One of the few members of the band to have his own hair (apart from Dave, who has enough for the rest of us put together). Tony does a milk round in his spare time, and is also a part time delivery driver for "Meals on Wheels". He employs his own personal masseuse, who accompanies him to gigs to give relief when necessary, and who passes him guitar strings and unspecified substances. Not bad for a bloke of 73. Single. |
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Previously a guitarist, Dave’s move to the Cheese Doctors coincided with his swop to bass. Such is his progress that he now plays a five string fretless bass guitar, and five string fretless upright Steinberger electric bass. Dave is the tall good looking matinee idol of the band, with long hair. |
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Possibly the oldest person in the northern hemisphere still playing drums. Brian is follically challenged, but is known to be kind to his mother, and regularly makes charity donations to such worthy causes as Arthritics Anonymous. He has been playing drums for more years than he cares to remember, and with numerous bands. |
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Probably, well almost certainly, the youngest member of the band. Don’t be deceived by Nick’s relaxed appearance, he has reached the semi-finals of England’s Strongest Man for the last six years, and is hot favourite to carry off top prize for his marrows in this years Hayling Island Horticultural Society competition. Rumour has it that he works for the local radio station, and looks likely to take over where Jimmy Saville left off. |
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Chris is Welsh, and comes from Barry Island in South Wales. His family are all musicians, his Mother plays the harmonium in the Chapel, his Father was Principal Euphonium player in the local chapter of the Salvation Army, and his nine Brothers and Sisters all sang in the 1956 Eisteddfod, there’s lovely is’nt it. Chris likes nothing better than a spot of light gardening for relaxation. (Who writes this stuff?) |
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The latest recruit to the band, Chris is currently single, and the youngest member of the band. Only stunning young ladies who have their own mansion, a Ferrari Tessoserone in the garage, and whose father is a Billionaire need apply. Such is his dedication that he rarely asks for any form of financial reward for his services, and is usually found at the bar offering to buy drinks for other members of the band. Total crawler, but a pretty tasty horn player.
Check out Chris' website at www.jazzytrumpetguy.com.
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